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table dance

In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.
My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.
by bitchuck September 23, 2023
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Bro Table

The sexiest group of guys that you will ever meet. This group is composed of the 12 most real niggas from Vanier. If you ever come across these guys then you better pray for the best.
1: Yo is that Bro Table?
2: Yeah man we better watch out before something happens.
1: Oh shit
by Guacamiless January 22, 2021
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Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.
Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.
by big creek January 28, 2012
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The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.
by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010
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Table Scout

Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table
"When I came home from vacation I was surprised to find a table scout"
by tablescoutboy January 13, 2009
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fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members
r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!
by batergacken April 4, 2021
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Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....
I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010
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