touch virginity

The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.

Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man

Bob: Bro, I lost my touch virginity last night to a keymale!
Joe: Disgusting.

by TouchVirgin January 27, 2020

touch-screen syndrome

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".

Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!

by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012

Touch-Off

To relieve ones self by self fullfillment.

I told him I could not chat any longer from his talks and I was going to get in bed and touch-off.

by wtf-honey February 13, 2015

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

touch cotton

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

touch me not stud

A lesbian who pleasures her female partner sexually but wont allow sexual touches to her own vagina or breasts. Those areas remind the stud that shes a female. The TMN stud rejects all sexual situations that places her in a feminine position.

Date a touch me not stud so you never have to return head. A pillow princesses dream.

by Nikki King December 14, 2017

Touch Iron

Touching Iron is similiar to the word touch grass, but rather than touching grass (going outside) to Touch iron is to lift weights.

Iron since most weights are made out of iron and or other types of steel material.

Examples;

''You're such a loser bro, go touch touch iron.''

''You get no bitches, please touch iron.''

by SwedishChad1488 March 16, 2022