Toilet Tea

The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.

I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.

by Goldstein14 February 25, 2013

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Toilet Push Up

The act of entering a public restroom stall to perform a set of covert push ups, with the intent of getting as swole as possible before removing one's shirt for a social function.

Brett entered the Wrigley Field stall to bust out a quick set of toilet push ups so he could look as yolked as possible for the women in the bleachers.

by Rheebs November 18, 2018

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toilet fish

piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed toilet

“Fuck me…who’s the rude cocksucker that left me a toilet fish?”

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

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blowing up the toilet

When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.

Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.

by phunnymann January 21, 2016

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A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.

Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

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