tosseroonie

One who exhibits the classic habits of a tosser but in magnified form.
Australian slang peculiar to South-East Queensland.

Quentin is a tosser.
Yeah, but Roger is a total tosseroonie.

by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004

bloody tosser

Used in the form of (wanker) it is a commonly used british swear word most recently used in the *dissaperance of madeleine mcane doc* on netflix

You seriously cheated on me .....bloody tosser

by Xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxxoox March 26, 2019

coin-tosser

A person who changes sexual preferences and sexual identities alot. Someone who will become attracted to same sex gender at the flip of a switch, or "tossing of the coin". Someone who will randomly change their entire sexual identity without much thought (ie Hetero to Drag queen).

"Oh no! Donna, why is my boyfriend Dave sucking Bob's dick?" "Amy, didn't you know he was a coin-tosser when you met him? Yesterday he was dressed in drag and kissing my mother."

by Faqa U July 16, 2008

Tosser

A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...

Lucas Leiva is a tosser.

by red_man May 29, 2014

tosserish

to behave in a dumb way. or to act like a tosser

bush and blair are the embodiment of tosserish behaviour. nuff said

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

tosser

a person who tosses their partner around during sex.

"Did you enjoy your evening with Brandon last night?"
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."

by papaya_girl August 10, 2023

Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003