three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

Top Hat

verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.

The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Theryl McCoy y May 27, 2010

topato

The hero of wigu tinkle.

Tho he has a gambling problem he is made of poison, and is capabile of stunning monkeys and kicking people's asses in the real world.

Catchphrase "Spring Into Action"

"Look out Topato, Wigu Tinkle hasn't eaten our line of breakfast cereal this morning."

by Luckeyhaskins June 4, 2003

Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014

Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.

The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.

by Turtlejournal January 8, 2009

Toppat Clan

It was because of Henry Stickmin they went into space. Yes, they are a huge group of thieves too.

General: We've been having some issues with a group of thieves known as the Toppat Clan. We know they're guilty, we just can't pin them to any crimes. You will be going into their airship to bring them down. I don't need to remind you that we've got you on several charges.

by u/welikeReddit1 January 19, 2021

top hat good

1. (n.)Something so undeniabley woot that is reaches the wootness of owning/wearing a top hat.

2. (adj.)Schpiffy to the ultimate extreme.

3. (n.) feeling of supreme bliss, that is only comparable to the sensation of wearing a collapsible top hat.

1. Tina: How did you like the chimis from Rudy's?
Anit: They were soooooooo delicious!!1
Tina: That good?
Anit: Top hat good.
Tina: Bloody hell let's get some chimis!!!

2. When I got a computer with sound and color, it was top had good, bitches.

3. Cain: How'd you feel when you were eating those chimis and watching salad fingers on your new computer?
Seamus: Top hat good, my dear fellow, top hat good.
Cain: My tummy box is empty.
Seamus: let's get chimis

by Amanda Rose October 10, 2005