Toobin

Verb
1. To pull out your dick and start masturbating while on a video call.

I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.

by WastedDaylight October 19, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting.

Fuck! Did you hear Jeffery got caught Toobin on the Zoom call? Had his dick out and thought no one could see him.

by Danglicious October 20, 2020

toobin

pleasuring yourself during a Zoom meeting

“Jeffrey was toobin during the zoom call!”; Toobin during a 5 minute Zoom call can be a real challenge; “He forgot to put the black tape on the camera when he was toobin!”

by Chuggachamp October 20, 2020

toobin'

jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off

Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.

by waltereichmann October 19, 2020

Toobin

1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.

2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.

1. I hate them, they toobined the DnD meeting last night.

2. He took his toobin out!

by MyFirtUsernsmWasTaken November 11, 2020

Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020