kiss and tonic

A gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic April 10, 2016

Kiss and tonic

Gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic April 10, 2016

rhubarb and tonic moment

"Rhubarb and tonic" is what the crowd says on tv during a din in the courtroom when the defendant is proclaimed guilty or innocent because it provides the best sound mix.

Judge: I find the defendant guilty.
Crowd: (general din)

Judge: Order! What are they all saying?
Dick Wolf: Your honor, I believe they are saying "rhubarb and tonic"
Director: Yes, that's what we told them to say. This is what is called a "rhubarb and tonic moment".

by pe.kelly11 November 23, 2009

tweeker tonics

Tweeker tonics is the rational way of thinking that a person has achieved about three days into a meth binge and have concocted a project or event in their mind that will work or really happened. Can begin a horrible argument or disastrous contraption to be built. Or sometimes it can get a great tweeking trinket built or force the truth into light from the vague,persistent accusations.

Mark made us a great TV wall mount lastnight, I caught him in his tweeker tonics arguing with Kim and Rachel, so I rerouted his focus to the tools instead of them fools.

by WizeKrakz April 26, 2022

gentlemans tonic

Another word for jizz

she got ma gentlemans tonic all over her face!

by SamSteve January 11, 2018

root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid

Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!

by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020

tonic klonic

A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.

Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017