when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.
Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue
Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue
Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue
Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue
Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?
by lizardtongue October 9, 2019
Get the lizard tonguemug. by nevervoid October 20, 2008
Get the Tongue-tiedmug. The act of licking the anus so vigorously that the hair around the anus is removed and/or the brown stained skin of the anus is removed before proceeding with anal intercourse.
Her butthole was so hairy, I had to tiger tongue that shit.
I tiger-tongued her butthole right back to high school status.
She's so hot, I would tiger-tongue her all night.
I tiger-tongued her butthole right back to high school status.
She's so hot, I would tiger-tongue her all night.
by tahoe ripper March 9, 2011
Get the tiger tonguemug. A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
Get the goat's tonguemug. When a statement is "tongue in cheek" it is ironic, slyly humorous; it is not meant to be taken seriously, however its sarcasm is subtle.
Though not meant to be taken seriously, it is not overt joking or kidding around, it is "gently poking fun". A "tongue in cheek" statement may have a double meaning, some sort of inuendo or is witty in some way, particularly to the speaker. The tone or the context of the statement may make it to be taken seriously by the listener.
It's origin comes from when Spanish minstrels would perform for various dukes in the 18th century; these dukes would silently chastise the silliness of the minstrel's performances by placing their tongue firmly to the inside of their cheek.
Though not meant to be taken seriously, it is not overt joking or kidding around, it is "gently poking fun". A "tongue in cheek" statement may have a double meaning, some sort of inuendo or is witty in some way, particularly to the speaker. The tone or the context of the statement may make it to be taken seriously by the listener.
It's origin comes from when Spanish minstrels would perform for various dukes in the 18th century; these dukes would silently chastise the silliness of the minstrel's performances by placing their tongue firmly to the inside of their cheek.
(A family goes out to dinner with their grandma at a restaurant called Dick's)
Grandma: I love Dicks, they're so delicious. I think I need seconds.
Kid (tongue in cheek): Hey grandma, why do you like Dicks so much?
Grandma: Oh well I'm not sure, they just make my mouth happy!
Grandma: I love Dicks, they're so delicious. I think I need seconds.
Kid (tongue in cheek): Hey grandma, why do you like Dicks so much?
Grandma: Oh well I'm not sure, they just make my mouth happy!
by Laqueshus June 5, 2009
Get the tongue in cheekmug. by Littlelizard33 June 24, 2018
Get the Rugged tonguemug. by tonguepucnhyou August 29, 2010
Get the tongue punchmug.