Ton père

A word meaning ur father commonly used by NNS STUDENTS

Herh ton père

by CAPTAIN NNS September 30, 2019

Ton-Thang

the $90k condoms thief

Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms

by toninette November 22, 2021

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017

Shit-ton

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
-or-
A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.

by MastaFlava February 16, 2010

metric crap-ton

A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.

Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's.

by TheBearded1 November 1, 2008

metric butt ton

A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.

All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!

-or-

I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.

by Macslacker February 4, 2006