fail

(noun) netspeak for really bad

Twilight had Bella name her daughter Renesmee. FAIL

by MadsCoven November 16, 2010

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

fail

1. to get a grade below the minimum passing grade in school.
2. To drain your bar completely in DDR and lose.
3. Means same thing as sucks.

I failed a math test. Oh crap I'll going to fail the song1 This really fails hard.

by 5'11"racer October 13, 2006

fail

fay-el (v) 1. To lose at an attempt of something. 2. To vote for the Democrat party.

"Jim failed the nation by voting for Hillary Clinton."

by snoobo September 7, 2007

Fail

a word used on the internet and in real life to show off how smug and intellectualy challenged you realy are.

asshole: man that guy fails at everything
fuckhead: i know look at him its like "EPIC FAIL!"

by Glenn Tenis May 10, 2009

Fail

You lose, Obama wins.

Person a) Omg I just fell ova infront ov that suppperrrhot girl! :O
Person b) Fail.

by Yoyogiddysally January 21, 2009

Fail

When someone tries, but does not succeed. An obvious mistake they made whilst trying to look good.

You fail for looking up 'fail' in UD.
You = fail.

by Slush Kamuri February 14, 2009