Timo

When you spend money on something so unbelievably stupid with no profits or benefits for the near future

Man #1: "Why'd you chuck a Timo, getting that in game skin for?"
Man #2: "I don't know, I just felt like chucking a Timo for old times sake"

by MostlyFibre December 31, 2020

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Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost

Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !

Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat

by South Host May 25, 2024

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Timo Werner

Greatest athlete of all time and only slightly autistic

Timo Werner starts over Mbappe

by Johnathon Bartholomew III JR December 4, 2024

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Just imagine if Timo had missed this

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.

Just imagine if Timo had missed this

by Jhszn May 4, 2021

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