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Ioannis: a.k.a. Jiannis is a man of honor and style.

Ioannis is great greek man! He's a real athlete and loves greek culture. He has humor and the ladies are fighting for him! Every GUY wants to be like IOANNIS! A nice greek man who listens to problems and cares about physical health.
He fights for his dreams and doesn't fall back!
Ioannis is made for one woman and usually doesn't like to be with many other females.
"Is this Ioannis-
you mean this greek guy over there?"
Ioannis by MedalHonorFighter_1 November 5, 2018
Words you can keep
A beautiful athletic man with An eye for goal.
Your almost as good as ioannis
Ioannis by Greekgod04 February 14, 2018
Ioannis is the most multi-talented person you will ever meet. If you find one, don’t let him slip. Most people use the short form “Janni” when they talk with or about him. He knows incredibly much about food and drinks, which might be his biggest behalf. He is a very kind and funny person, you might not share his sense of humor, but nevertheless you will find him funny. His shimmering green eyes and dark brown hair combined with his unique smile will light up your day every time you see him walking by. Like every Greek he has an athletic body and a loud voice. The way he talks will make you feel comfortable. He always tries not to leave someone out of the conversation. His family and close friends are very important for him. His mediterranean type will make him go thru hell for his loved ones.
Boy 1: “Have you seen Ioannis today?”
Girl 2: “Nope, but you will most likely hear him from half a mile away when he screams good morning y’all and smiles at you!”
Ioannis by M.Sarah.9804 February 10, 2020

Ioannis G. 

Cheap lard-ass Greek creature who dates a woman with an extremely large nose and no brain.
While drinking heavily one night at the bar, I spied an Ioannis belching to attract his prey.
Ioannis G. by sarahmay May 4, 2005

ioannis mitrou 

The best name and last name In the world so popular and so cool
Ioannis mitrou is straight
ioannis mitrou by The mowy May 26, 2021

ioannis godhe 

An ancient greek God, well known for smoking hella weed and making all the boys jelly of his greek economics.

Godhe is also known for being an animal when it comes to the ladies, but does not use his incredible abilities unless the pray is a straight ten. Dont upsett him stillaz you will catch this fade.
Damn god shit dude, check out ioannis godhe he crazy.

Ioannis Metaxas 

Authoritarian asshole who tortured the Greek people. Said no to a Mussolini ultimatum tho so that was a chad moment I guess.
Ioannis Metaxas said no to Mussolini badass.
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