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Daisy Thump

A dignified, polite, and overall better way to say ass fuck.
She said she was saving herself for marriage so we had to daisy thump
by captain derpscerp September 30, 2011
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Kitty Thump

The act of starting the sexual act of "doggy-style" proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. The "thump" is derived from the sexual act of a donkey punch. A donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her butthole to tighten. Urban legend says after many generations, the "punch" became a "thump."
Kyle kitty-thumped the shit out of Reagan last night.

Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.

That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.

Kitty thump...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey
by Steve Landis October 4, 2011
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add some thump to dat rump

To add mass of the posterior of a skinny female.
Jamal: Dat anorexic, Mary-Kate Olsen lookin, crackhoe-imitatin, Paris Hilton need to add some thump to dat rump, like her friend Kim Kardashian!

Tyrone: Yeahs, she need to eat more of dem Carl's Jr. burgers like in dat commercial she did!

Jamal: Fo sho!
by Delarge655321 July 11, 2009
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turtle thump

unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.
Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."

Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"
by havwingswillfy April 8, 2010
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mushroom thump

The act of wacking someone in the face or eye with a penis.
That chick got mushroom thumped so hard it left a permanent scar!
by poopster February 12, 2003
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monkey thump

I don't go to that club, all they play is that monkey thump
by The CornRoller October 8, 2008
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cooter thump

a relative feeling of horniness that comes across ones vagina
Does it make your cooter thump? All this crazy dance is making my cooter thump.
by C. McSwoffer August 25, 2007
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