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by Intelligent Ladder April 23, 2023

teresa

A bodacious beauty with full lips, luscious locks and dark mysterious eyes.
Most Teresas are sensitive, caring listeners, but they also have their mischievous, fun-loving sides.
A great girl that any one would be lucky to have as a friend or special someone.

"So what's your new girlfriend's name, bro?"
"Her name's Teresa"
"Damn, she must be a looker."
"Hands off, she's mine!"

by Lizzel October 19, 2008

Tardspark

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.

Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."

by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009

Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.

Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

by legamer August 5, 2010

feast on tards

The act of taking advantage of people who are intellectually inferior to you or people seeming nearly retarded.

Let's hit the Excaliber poker room, I'd like to feast on tards tonight.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.

" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004