dry sack of tobaccy

A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.

Old man Jones is a regular old dry sack of tobaccy. Did you hear that he nearly shot the Harris kid when he tried to get his baseball back from old man Jones's yard?

by niacinamide March 26, 2011

tobacky

Slang term for tobbaco.

Get me some tobacky or i'll kill you.

by DeathHasCome January 17, 2005

TBOC

An acronym for "total black-out cunt"

I can't wait to funnel twelve beers and be a major TBOC

by URSD March 8, 2008

tobacco

An herb the government and the pharmaceutical Industry are using to promote prejudice and discrimination with lies, for a profit.

Pharmaceutical funded "studies" say that tobacco users are killing people with second hand smoke or ETS.

by iopener2000 September 3, 2005

tobacco

A sacred herb that is smoked. Has a pleasent aroma when burned. Often used as an offering to spirits/universe/creator. Like many herbs, this herb is sometime abused, instead of used in the proper mindset, which causes other people to curse a very sacred plant. Those people should look at tobacco as a sacred herb, and as the people abusing as abusers.

Little buffalo offered tobacco to the universe by tossing a pintch in the sacred fire.

by Little Buffalo April 7, 2005

tobacco-treat

Tobacco-treat is just a fun word for a cigarette!

Hey! You want to get out of here, and go for a tobacco-treat?

by Shawn Martin September 21, 2003

Tobacco Tea

The substance that has large amounts of tobacco and water in it. Generally happens when people leave cigs in an ashtray and it gets filled with water (usually rain.)

The tobacco literally steeps like it's tea.

1: Pass me that ashtray?

2: Yeah, but it rained. don't get tobacco tea on yourself.

by Flabbergasgestation December 19, 2009