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Porterville Tamale

Using the armpit as means for fornication.
Man, that vagina was so loose, we had to do the Porterville Tamale.
by tamale expert June 8, 2011
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hot tamale house

a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)
One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"
by Jon64Bailey September 30, 2008
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Hawaii Hot Tamale

When a man uses a combination of feces, Sriracha sauce, and period blood to coat his dick and then pays a native islander to suck on it while a group of chanting tribal men surround them.
Mike: My Hawaii vacation was great. My favorite part had to be getting a Hawaii Hot Tamale.
by CakeBakeConnor July 12, 2016
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Tijuana Taint Tamale

After a long day/ night of drinking Dos Equis and eating nothing but questionable mexican food, this would be the residue found in your underwear.
i was on a bender last night and woke up with a tijuana taint tamale
by ballofmeat August 13, 2012
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Tucson Tamale

A Tucson Tamale is when you take about a 3 foot length of toilet paper and lay it flat on the ground and then you poo onto it, making sure your log is parallel in the middle of the paper, towards to top. Then you wrap it like you would with the corn husks on a tamale. Then you can throw it at whatever you would like.
Last night I made a Tucson Tamale and threw it at old mans Smith's bay window.
by Coyote Q October 21, 2008
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Dirty Tamale

The act of anal sex with a mexican male or female. The act is done by taking one's Tapatio lubed penis and putting it in the ass of your mexican partner. Many ask if this is safe. Mexicans have an immunity to Tapatio and tend to have the most intense orgasms upon contact with Tapatio.
"Your girl ended up in the emergency room after you gave her a Dirty Tamale? Dude, you should've made sure she was Mexican first!"
by Mary Jane January 25, 2015
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Hot Tamale

When a male puts a condom on his dick, sprays mace on it, then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman.
"i gave her a hot tamale, thats why i'm in prison"
by Altars6 December 1, 2009
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