British word used to describe people who are born into a wealthy, upper class family, usually in an insulting manner.
A person who attends private school, dresses smart, acts snobby or has their parents spoil them with expensive things would be categorised as Toff.
Toff is basically the British equivalent to the American Prep.
A person who attends private school, dresses smart, acts snobby or has their parents spoil them with expensive things would be categorised as Toff.
Toff is basically the British equivalent to the American Prep.
See that bloke Richard over there in the Ralph Lauren polo and chino shorts? Yeah, he's a Toff cunt.
by Zeam June 3, 2021
Get the Toff mug.The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
by nanaki13 June 26, 2009
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Get the melted toffee sundae mug.Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.
noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.
verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
by The_Beard_of_Odin April 17, 2009
Get the Coffee Toffee mug.Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint
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