Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

sellingmytoe

an iconic name for awesome people who are usually original and stray away from the others, you’ll want a sellingmytoe in your life

Sellingmytoe is so cool and i want to hang out with her all da time.

by definetlynotconner2feo😍 October 25, 2019

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021

Selling my record

Making dumb Decisions and messing something up f

Josh:“Bro I can’t make it to the party”

Bob:bro your selling my record

by anonymous June 10, 2022

symlinkery

The art of using symbolic links in Unix to quickly solve file access problems rather than taking the time to actually modify the program code to access legitimate files or directories.

We can trick your application into thinking its running on AIX with a little symlinkery.

by Liembo November 9, 2004

selling sugar

To prostitute oneself; to sell one's 'sugar' for money.

You better not fall in love with her.. that girl's selling sugar at some sleazy street corner every chance she gets.

by sibba March 30, 2009

selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)

Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

by shirtliftah April 28, 2010