Snooper-looper

You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.

Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit

Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper

by Yo-yo u a man January 19, 2021

Spooperoon

The sexiest man in the world with the best butt and the cutest face that you wanna kiss all day

Oh he is such a spooperoon

by Jodiwoody January 22, 2022

sooper

Sooper to be awsome

sooper sean is so coolo

by Dawn McKinnon September 3, 2003

stooper

Among Irish Republicans in Northern Ireland, a "stooper" is an insult for a Catholic who isn't sufficiently nationalist; who is suspected of harbouring pro-British sympathies; who "stoops" (bows and scrapes, kowtows) to the Queen of England, and submits to the hegemony of the Unionist ascendancy.

Usually it just means somebody who supports the SDLP instead of Sinn Féin, but since the Good Friday Agreement the ultra diehards have started to regard Shinners as just another set of stoopers.

What's a stooper like you doing wearing a Celtic jersey?

by Canti is Dante February 12, 2010

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007

swooped on

When something you are using or own is stolen/taken when you are not looking. Comes from how animals, mostly birds of prey will swoop in and kill/pick up prey or take stuff that is lying around to eat and/or make a nest out of.

Person 1 "Where are those magazines I was reading before I went to the bathroom?"

Person 2 "They got swooped on by John a few minutes ago."

by IceWarm March 15, 2006