get your swoll on

A common sexual gratification method used in the mainstream hip-hop community. To "get one's swoll on" is to paint around one's anus with dark red lipstick, making it resemble a vagina. The rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full vaginal exam, presenting his painted anus as the vagina. The sexual gratification is achieved later that day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. It is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by T-Pain (Tushie-Pain). ORIGIN: the swollen condition of the anal opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.

"shit just don't feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44 long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone"
-drag on, "life is short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)"

by Kornel West January 9, 2011

Team Swoll

A team composed of all guys who sit around and pinch each others nipples until they become swollen.

Hey Dude pinch my nipples I wanna get on Team Swoll

by Mr.Take A Freaking Guess September 29, 2010

head on swoll

To be big headed or arrogant. To be full of yourself. To be conceited. To think you are better than everyone else for little or no reason at all.

A varation of having a swollen head.

Man! Ever since James got his new car, dem girls got his head on swoll.

by quietstar May 24, 2006

Team Swoll

A group of legit ass homies getting buff as fuck

Today Chris, Mark, Robert, Nick, and Eddie were at the gym getting there team swoll on.

by The man 97665235532 September 26, 2010

Big Swoll

I fat or chubby being who declares they are strong and or swoll. Tends to bulk out their chest and flex their arms while walking, not noticing they are waddling from the fatness.

Oh man, he is such a Big Swoll. He walks like he has a corncob up his ass.

by Sitruc Tsiuqmoolb February 5, 2010

put swoll

To beat someone up.

To win a fight.

Man dat mane o'er der call me a bitch.
DAT PUNK MANE!! Go put swoll on dat duck ass.

by jmartin May 25, 2006

Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011