switching to geico

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.

Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.

by hjoyrg March 13, 2020

switching ends

Going between throwing up and having diarea. Normally when food poisoning or something of that nature occurs.

I am not feeling very good, I was switching ends all morning.

by T3gs September 1, 2017

Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

by KT77 December 20, 2019

Switchway

Quite simply, the best Nintendo Switch hacking community out there.

Joe Blow - "I'm sick of using confusing, untrustworthy guides to hack my Switch."
Miyamoto-San - "You really should check out Switchway, them fuckers have cost us millions helping 1000's of people hack their Switch."

by Stinky, Thieving Racoon September 10, 2022

Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023

switching suitcases

Making gangster moves usually involving drugs and/or money and moving them from one location to another.

See the movie Blow.

Coyote: "Meet me at the T.J. border tonight."
Gangsta Me: We gonna be switching suitcases?"

by COASTwiththeMOST March 27, 2008