Swintosky

When you have a herpes infection on your dick and whack off, but your eye itches, so you rub your eye with your whacking hand. The result is a nasty Swintosky.

Oh my god! That guy had the worst Swintosky I've ever seen!

by Tom Jennings August 3, 2007

Saint-Just-ness Syndrome

A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.

Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.

Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!

Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.

by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

Swinty

Describing the weather, specifically an overcast day where sunglasses are still needed to prevent squinting and the associated headache.

Bit swinty out today don’t forget your sunnies.

by Matterbox August 24, 2019

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009

Saint Dog

a rapper signed by the label "suburban Noize" records. the same label that has Kotton Mouth Kings

Yo bro. u down with Saint Dog?

not as much as the Kottonmouth Kings

by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

saint joseph crumbs

little pebbles of poop that hang from your rectum.

i gave a rim job last night and when i
went down to lick it she had the most gnarly saint joseph crumbs i ever seen doggie!!!!!!

by shmoop shomp September 1, 2010

saintly savage

Someone that is a pure saint, but acts as a savage when necessary or called for

"Dude she's an utter savage!"
"No, Alma's just a saintly savage."

by Schnepp2raw March 13, 2015