Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

swedish toboggan

when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted

We had swedish toboggan time trials last night

Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan

by soouWoo April 8, 2009

Swedish House Mafia

A House Music Group Consisting Of 4 Popular Swedish House Music DJ's; Axwell, Steve Angello, Sebastian Ingrosso & Formerly Eric Prydz

The Swedish House Mafia Dropping Their New Track "Leave the world Behind" (Dirty South Remix) @ Beatport WMC

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by Xxdylannxx June 17, 2009

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

Swedistan

Nickname used for Sweden, especially on non-PC forums like 4chan's /pol/
It refers to the current situation the country is in, aka invaded by refugees and cucked to hell by liberals.

Those immigrants just raped 3 children, but Swedistan lets them free because of the fear of being labeled as anti-diversity.

by goteki45 January 25, 2017

swedish hand grenade

Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.

I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.

by DON J0HNS0N July 27, 2014

Swedizzle

1. A Snoop Dogg-esque word for a Swede.

2. The gangsta' way to say Swede

Oh, you silly Swedizzle.

by Xtodaplicit August 1, 2009