Cunt Swatter

The female version of a "Cock Blocker" They keep other females from getting ass.

Jesus Christ! That girl is such a cunt swatter, I was just about to come when she walked in!

by Rae Kogan June 8, 2009

Shatted

When someone shitted real hard on something.

To OD (overdo it), to kill it

Yo, he has to be the winner of the freestyle competition...he shatted on his verse.

That chick shatted on every other girls' looks that nite. Did you see what she was wearing??

by Juanita4ev December 28, 2005

fly swatter

The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.

I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.

by Don Lagunita February 5, 2010

Twat Swatter

used to describe someone who will do all they can to prevent a woman from hooking up with a man.

Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.

by black bill bob May 21, 2009

swasted

the point where you are super wasted

wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight

by shortmts September 11, 2010

shatted

a. to have been done wrong upon.
Also: b. alteration to the word shat (past tense to the word shit)

For example, say if one of your buddies comes over and begins to hang out with you for the night with a couple other people, then leaves, with a full drink still left to drink, then you have been shatted.

You have been shatted upon.

by Larry R. Wendel October 24, 2004

Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008