the female version of the cock blocker. A female who prevents another female from having sex with someone.
Jane: I want to see Kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
by Barack Obama's new dog February 7, 2009
Get the twat swatter mug.Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.
Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.
Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.
A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(
Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone
Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.
A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(
Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone
by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009
Get the Swisters mug.Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.
Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.
by TattiG February 16, 2010
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Get the swate mug.A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".
Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"
Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
by jooshep August 28, 2010
Get the swasticky situation mug.Swastik is the Magnum Opus of God's human creation. They are born to be perfect and dominate every aspect of life. They are the best sons, best friends, best husbands. They make everything so simple by doing everything without seemingly any effort put into it. They are natural overachievers, they never fail to achieve anything. They are one of those only people that you can trust with your heart and They can even die to protect your promise. They might seem cold or harsh at first but as you gradually know them, they are the sweetest, kindest and the nicest of them all. Swastiks follow NO SIMP SEPTEMBER their whole life so they spend quite a large years of their life without a girlfriend or a boyfriend but when they find the perfect soulmate they just go for it and will do anything for the loved ones. Swastiks are nothing but Overachieveingly talented individuals with a personality unlike anyother human on the planet. They are the epitome of happiness but they suffer from anger issues that is very unlikely to be expressed on you because Swastiks like to keep their anger to themselves.
Girl 1: Do you know how to find happiness in life?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Just make Swastik your friend and experience eternal happiness.
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Just make Swastik your friend and experience eternal happiness.
by Swastik_Lover_115 December 24, 2021
Get the Swastik mug.Any woman that blocks another woman from having sex by doing or saying something to ruin the mood. (like Cock Blocker but with women)
by CRO15 May 19, 2009
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