starling

When someone is both too drunk and too high to perform oral sex.

"Baby, you're just laying in between my legs?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm starling."

by chick cat November 4, 2009

Starling

Star-ling, noun, synonymous with the female genitalia. Aka a vagina, pussy, vajayjay, vag, etc...

My Starling is hurting so I can't go to the Wax concert.

by Wax2013 October 23, 2013

Swirling Octopus

In the midst of giving somebody a norwegian slay ride you bend them over slap them around eight-teen times and then throw down the stairs in a swirling position you run down past them and meet them at the end of the stairs and then nail them while bashing their head into the wall. Their head will swell up into what looks like an octopus.

I gave your mother a swirling octopus.

by xxPythonNInja26xx July 23, 2009

Global Swarming

Global Swarming - The clustering of GangGreed around a money/power hive.

The global warming proponents are just Global Swarming. The ultimate purpose of the global warming crowd is to gain money and power. The implementation of the Kyoto accords would shift wealth and power from the developed countries to the undeveloped and will enrichen those who are in charge.

by GeShan February 25, 2007

sparling

Noun. The product created when urinating while swimming.
The verb to sparl
Fr. Sparler

I just took a mean sparling upstream from you.

Before we go wakeboarding, I have to jump in the water for a quick sparling.

by KendraBoyd January 1, 2009

Swirling

A challenge in which a person unravels a warm cinnamon roll with their hard-on dick.

I came across a viral video of my 2nd cousin swirling in a contest at a party & I can’t unsee it.

by SJollywack8 May 11, 2020

Starling

A 1:1 mixture of Stella Artois and Carling. Starling.

Barman: What can I get for you tonight, good sir?
Patron: Why, I think I shall have a drop of Starling!
Barman: Starling? Isn't that a bird?
Patron: No, my dear man! Tis' a mixture of Stella Artois and Carling in a 1 to 1 ratio!
Barman: ... Why?

by BigCatfish September 23, 2007