swap hands

When you and your buddy are wanking off to porn together and you swap hands meaning you beat his dick and he beats yours at the same time

We should swap hands

Yeah bro
No homo
No home
Fap fap fap fap fap

by Ibeattheskinoffmydick February 1, 2018

swap of faith

when a male and female are in a room having intercourse. the male is "hitting it from the back" (his back is facing a door and a window is on the wall next to them) while in mid pounding the male friend signals his partner in the room and they switch positions. the male who was originally "hitting it" goes outside and knocks on the window holding his thumbs up.

1."dude do you wanna perform the swap of faith tommorow"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"

by hamham2q983092323 August 3, 2010

Swap swap

To beat the pussy up.

Girl, you and me just gotta swap swap.

by Swapmaster June 1, 2010

swap ass

a girl that looks like shit

Look at that swap ass!

by JerDunc aka J-Bird October 10, 2006

Swap-sign

Signing in on a different account, for example on MSN.

"Just gonna Swap-sign to get some more addys for the new account."

by Jammerz January 26, 2009

swap cock

Originial term to describe a man's "virtual penis" in chat rooms on the internet. After finding that the term sounded a little gay, e-peen was adopted.

Jason: thanx newb
Jason: fng
Jeremy: What is fng anyways
Jason: fucking narcissistic generalist
Jeremy: Wow...you're quite a tough guy online jason =). Your swap cock must be humongous!

by nayrsivart October 16, 2008

Swap Meet

When two people are in prison, they are forced by gaurds to fuck each other. Hence, SWAP MEAT.

Felix: Hey cell mate, did you hear that?
Mate (Bubba): I think the gaurds are coming!
Felix: Ah shit, hey bubba, grab the vasoline, we are gonna have to Swap Meet.

by KCL September 13, 2004