swagometer

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.

Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000

by God Damn It June 23, 2014

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swagina

1. females with an infinite amount of swag

2. lady swag

"You know that girl Samantha? She's swagina to the maximum."

by sambox820 January 22, 2012

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Got My Swag On

The act of having swag when you enter a room or area.

Dennis: Yo I got my swag on so let's get to the party!

by JuneYanks January 8, 2014

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Swagina Face

A person who has a face that resembles a vagina. They also have a irregular smelly body odor that smells like a sweaty vagina. The person usually wears a headband to help wick away the large amount of sweat that pores down their face

WOW! Look at that swagina face!
Gosh! You smell like a swagina!

by greg quckhands2 August 6, 2011

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swagoople

Main Entry: swa-goo-ple

Function: verb

Etymology: ?

Date: late 20th century

1: the act of swindling, usually with things of little or no value

2: when one performs the swagoople, see noun

Function: noun

3: the most ballin' fellatio move ever, it involves swirling the tongue around all angles of the male genitalia (high-fives)

Function: adjective

4: post-ejaculate, indifference

1: "God damn it, Brian fuckin' swagoopled all the straws in the house."

2: "Once I swagoople my man, he tastes colors."

3: "Dude, once she did the swagoople, I literally tasted colors."

4: "Once I came, I was swagoopled... She didn't look nearly as sexy covered in my seed."

by Steaming Pile Of Shit September 12, 2009

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