Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.

Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.

by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

by gina govina September 13, 2017

subway surfers

A addicing game that you'll play for hours!

Dude 3: what are you playing?

Dude 7: subway surfers.

by zzcolby August 15, 2015

Scene surfer

Urban chameleons. These are the kids you'll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. They blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. Known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. NOT HIPSTERS. There's like fifteen or sixteen per town.

A: I saw that kid at the {generic punk band name} show last night! What's he doing going to a jazz club?
C: He's a scene surfer.

by istudyripcity June 23, 2012

Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.

I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.

by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009

Under-surfer

little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.

fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.

by garrythegrey July 12, 2016

Midnight surfer

Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.

Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detection by their parents.

by Source2005 October 18, 2008