Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

Crackle spackle

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015

Ass Spackle

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.

Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.

by David Love May 18, 2008

fart spackler

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

by samuel adams February 8, 2005

spackle

Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.

(1) "Dude I have to shit bad, I think i'm going to spackle!!!"
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."

by Blaine January 5, 2005

Sprackle Pop

Someone who is either really high or they just never came down from the last one. Someone who has been up for days and is hallucinating.

Put the pipe down Sprackle Pop and go eat a burger!!!!!

by Squirrel 842 February 28, 2009

man spackle

Semen that is very thick and lumpy.

"I just filled her up with man spackle!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005