Human Suitcase

When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.

As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)

insert exact quote from SNL Human Suitcase

by [insertpseudonymhere] March 6, 2011

chocolate suitcase

1. Pooping in someone's suitcase and zipping it up so they are none the wiser until they arrive home.

Greg was a real douchbag on our trip to Napa, so I gave him a chocolate suitcase.

by S.Alexander October 24, 2008

Baltimore Suitcase

A Baltimore Suitcase is performed when the woman is lying on her back with her hands under her thighs pulled tightly to her chest. The man is fucking her in the ass or pussy while wearing a condom. When he blows his load he leaves the condom inside.

I was cutting my girlfriend and accidentally gave her a Baltimore Suitcase...it took her two hours to get the bags unpacked.

by D-MAN-X May 8, 2006

saskatchewan suitcase

a "suitcase" made up of a garbage bag

His white trash idea of packing was throwing everything he owned into Saskatchewan suitcases

by Marqis deKaz May 15, 2007

Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...

Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.

by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013

pratik suitcase

Suitcase is a name given to pratik sehajpal for his sore looser behavior of choosing money over trophy in bb OTT but anyways also Divya aggarwal was gonna win .

Pratik suitcase lost bb15 to the most deserving winner tejasswi prakash due to less amount of votes given to him

by Pratik khairaati runner up 1 February 22, 2022

Suitcase slut

When you're only a whore while travelling.

Oh he's / she's a suitcase slut.
What a suitcase slut.

by munich.madness January 29, 2021