Human Suitcase

When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.

As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)

insert exact quote from SNL Human Suitcase

by [insertpseudonymhere] February 19, 2011

chocolate suitcase

1. Pooping in someone's suitcase and zipping it up so they are none the wiser until they arrive home.

Greg was a real douchbag on our trip to Napa, so I gave him a chocolate suitcase.

by S.Alexander September 14, 2008

Baltimore Suitcase

A Baltimore Suitcase is performed when the woman is lying on her back with her hands under her thighs pulled tightly to her chest. The man is fucking her in the ass or pussy while wearing a condom. When he blows his load he leaves the condom inside.

I was cutting my girlfriend and accidentally gave her a Baltimore Suitcase...it took her two hours to get the bags unpacked.

by D-MAN-X April 26, 2006

saskatchewan suitcase

a "suitcase" made up of a garbage bag

His white trash idea of packing was throwing everything he owned into Saskatchewan suitcases

by Marqis deKaz May 02, 2007

Suitcase cereal

Suitcase cereal is when you go on a trip and put Honey Nut Cheerios in a different suitcase..

That's guy puts his cheerios in a suitcase? I like that suitcase cereal

by 45minutelittlelake February 18, 2017

Suitcase slut

When you're only a whore while travelling.

Oh he's / she's a suitcase slut.
What a suitcase slut.

by munich.madness January 29, 2021

Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...

Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.

by Joe umich81 August 07, 2013