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Pain and Suffering

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.
Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?
by Floss 69 April 8, 2006
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Suffering

None of the antonyms are very accurate...
Hym "Didn't we already do this one before?"

Iam "I don't know. I kind of vaguely remember doing it once before...."

Hym "Hmm... Well, just do it again for posterity"

Iam "Alright. So for 'Suffering' they use antonyms like 'Joy' or 'Delight' but those things are fleeing. They aren't really the opposite. The opposite of 'Suffering' is everything that isn't 'Suffering'."

Hym "Yeah... That's good. That was a good one."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
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sufferingjews

1. the state of complete happiness
2. the action of cleansing a wounded calf.
3. the act of soddemizing your algebra teacher
4. an individual who practices law while on the toilet
1 Yay the holocaust was full of sufferingjews!
2 Man that calf was so messed up i couldn't leave it without giving it a thorough sufferingjews job
3 I had detention with Mr. Coleman so i decided to drug him and sufferingjews him until the janitor got involved.
4 I might go to law school because i get constapated very often. that way i can just sufferingjews all day.
by gravedigger33 July 16, 2009
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suffering succotash

Succotash: Oh, I'm just so sick of it all. Nobody really likes me. What's the point of life?

Mashed potatoes: I feel your suffering succotash... bro.
by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011
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Sluffering

A combinations of two words: Suffering (from) Lack (of sleep)

Def: Suffering from lack of sleep

Def: A word used when you got very little sleep the night before and you are now bearing the consquences of it.

history: I was sluffering one day and my cousin asked me what was wrong and in an attempt to say I was suffering from lack of sleep, I simply said "I am sluffering" without meaning to. I got quite a few laughs, but in the long run it caught on.

created in April 2006 by Bethany
k: woah, B what's wrong?...
B: I'm totally sluffering...
by Bethany Reeves May 8, 2007
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Snuffering

Suffering with a snuffly nose due to a cold or flu
I was snuffering all weekend
by Bulldog14 March 28, 2009
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Sufferin succotashed

When you work at Warner Brothers and try to access a website that contains illicit content and you get "sufferin succotashed" meaning the website is blocked.
I was trying to look at those pictures of Brett Farve's penis texts and I got sufferin succotashed.
by onmyphonephone October 15, 2010
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