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scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.
Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Scrotchin

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.
If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.
by broosky333 February 25, 2009
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scrotal

adj.; of or referring to the scrotum
my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.
by Ryan January 26, 2004
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Scrotal Scrapage

The scraping of the scrotum.
I wish that dude would die by scrotal scrapage.
by Mackieman August 27, 2003
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Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.
"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."
by ntb320 April 18, 2008
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Scrote Neck

n. a person that is not good enough to be a dick head, but better than an asshole.

n. a friend who you haven't seen in a while.

adj. a person that you respect, and hate all at the same time.

v. a hello
ex.Is that Jr on the phone, tell that scrote neck I said hey.

ex.Man that scrote neck just wooped my ass in pool!
by SStraley March 1, 2009
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scrot scratch

An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time

to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be

scratched immediately no matter where you are and who

you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions

to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for

the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much

satisfaction and is extremely adictive.
James:Did you here about steve?

Pat: No.

James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.

Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.
by KCIRTAP NOSNEVETS April 14, 2010
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