Scramming

When you're lazily scrolling through Instagram, you're scramming.

Scrolling + gramming = scramming

D: Whatcha doing?

B: Nothing really... just scrolling through Instagram.
D: Ah gotcha, you're just scramming.

by The Bambino624 October 27, 2019

Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.

"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016

Ego-streaming

Someone who streams for the sole purpose of gaining attention or to socially probe people to look at their stream, usually performed on Discord.

"Yeah, this dude just started ego-streaming as soon as he joined the call"

by Rahker August 25, 2022

spromping

Half way between spooning and romping.

A slightly more sexual form of spooning, one that is perfectly acceptable to engage in with a close friend.

Spromping may include banterous groping or fondling but not romping explicitly.

Spromping with someone other than your girlfriend/boyfriend strictly falls outside the scope of cheating.

Kris: Hi babycakes, we're having a party tonight, want to come over?
Soph: Hi sweetcheeks, that's fab! Can I stay with you?
Kris: Yeh sure, let's have a spromp!
Soph: Ooo baby, I do love a good spromping!
Kris: lolcano!

by sprompaholic November 13, 2011

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

Mushroom Stomping

An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.

"Justin was being a huge dick, so Luke mushroom stomped him with HIS huge dick."

mushroom stomping

by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012