The Shrekoning

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.

Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

by Spherical_Josh July 30, 2017

Shrek

A magestic beast who is Justin beiners father. One is often envious of green complexity.

Can define only the most out and worthy of the title.
Shrek Is love shrek is life

Scooby Doo is one of the most shrek like shreks in the whole shrek.

by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit November 14, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by rock278 August 14, 2014

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

shrek chick

A big ugly girl who bares a resemblance to Dreamwork's Shrek.

Guy 1: Did you get question 2 on the assignment?
Guy 2: Yea, Shrek Chick helped me
Guy 3: BAHAHA she does look like Shrek!

by SYNTOX March 17, 2010

shrekflix and chill

Watching Shrek on Netflix while having aggressive ogre-like sex. Netflix and chill with layers.

"Hey Tom what did you do last night?"

"Ahh Harrison just a bit of shrekflix and chill with Olivia"

"damn I wish I could shrekflix and chill but my dick is tiny"

by darthdaddygetonmylvlson July 13, 2016

shrekmon

A ship between shrek (god) and Kim Namjoon (leader of bts)
did I mention it’s canon?
If you don’t ship it your uncultured

I wank to shrekmon
Shrekmon makes me moist

by Robin Chris November 7, 2017