cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015

2x4 stretcher

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.

Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?

by SPAD54 November 18, 2019

stretched quimosine

An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride.

I heard Betty has a stretched quimosine.

by ButtMonkeyUK June 12, 2009

Sneecher

When someone is being annoying or acting like a retard. Usually has the last name Egan

Ur a fuckin degenerate sports better, u sneecher

by sisbdsksk January 30, 2020

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

26th streeter

the embodiment of all evil, corruption, and total lack of morality. deadly to the touch. stay away lest ye be prepared to die. believes he/she lives in a dog eat dog world. for him/her its kill of be killed. a dishonest fool or dangerous person out to get what he/she wants by any means necessary.

Abarquitos is the biggest 26th streeter i know.

by 18th_streeter September 8, 2009

steesher

topper, belter, stunner

aye, his burds a pure steesher

by Poundbag May 4, 2007