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strategic slut

A woman who behaves in a very flirty and sexually suggestive way with men who can help her career. She blows off women and non-powerful men if the men she wants to please are available.
All of Elizabeth's coworkers noticed she spent the whole reception with male managers, touching and rubbing on them, giggling at their jokes, and drinking with them. Jason noted she was a strategic slut.
by legstr November 16, 2013
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strategic drunk

A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.
Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.
by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008
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exit strategy

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.
"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"
by Lucky May 12, 2006
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Strategic Shit

When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?

Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009
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Inflate Deflate Strategy

Also called as Inflate-Deflate Stratergy- Thumping the clueless opposition by giving them false hope and hoping that their complacency will lead to their timely doom.. The theory is heavily advocated my Mr Nags , who is a royal challenger aficionado.
Generalist Yamamoto from Japan: How did you win the match in such a tight situation?
Nags: Yamahamoto from Japan, how many times have I told you about the inflate deflate strategy?
Generalist Selvalakshmi: Hey Nags, do you know what else is tight and what else is inflated?
Nags: 😳
by Theedgyindian April 9, 2022
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off strategy

You're doing everything right, but your dumbass professor doesn't think so.
Student: Here's my project. I followed your exact specifications.
Gord: YOU'RE OFF STRATEGY!
Student: fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk
by fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk November 24, 2009
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stratejacket

"Wish Bone" aka "Stratejacket", "Big Wish"
by Lamin Badibo September 12, 2007
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