Stoosh

The slick substance that is squirted from the nether-regions of a capable female at the height of clitoral orgasm, usually accompanied by speaking in tongues and an apparent possessed rolling back of the eyes and twitching.

I ate Claire's pussy so good that she stooshed all over my face!

Jenna finally broke up with me because I went round and had forgotten to wipe Claire's stoosh off my chin

by belgianwaffler91 July 22, 2012

stoosh

out of order

your being stoosh

by princess jellybaby March 24, 2003

stooshe

stooshe (stu:-shee)
n. 1. A frothy drink of vomit and faeces and sometimes fruit or ice cream, shaken together or blended in a blender with an cherry on top.

That girl band is so shit I'd rather drink a stooshe than listen to one of their tracks again.

by Sneaky Rushton February 21, 2012

Spooshing

When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.

Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!

Oh man have fun drying that up...

by Guavasupreme February 22, 2009

Stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

by Tu-vi August 15, 2007

stoosh hole

nouna sopping wet fanny hole that has been made to moist for enjoyment.

my mrs smiggins your blurt is simply drenched its quite a stoosh hole

by SHAMONE ! August 14, 2006

Cank Stoochie

Synonymous to "Stank Coochie". Nether-regions of a female in dire need of freshening.

I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.

by Darth Detox August 30, 2008