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abbreviation for a single container of
Keystone Light Beer, very popular amomg low-income, high-volume drinkers.

Hey mikey, get me a few 'stones from the fridge for me and Sarah here!

by don corleone September 15, 2004

stone

a stillbirth.
a lifeless child, usually in full term, coming out stone dead.

my old lady just gave birth to a stone.

by raoulduke September 18, 2005

Stone

The steering wheel of a car.

I fell asleep at the stone.

by Der Hinterweltiche June 26, 2003

stone

do nothing, stare blankly into space and not pay attention because one is really bored with something or just relaxing

I am going to stone in Maths class later.

by Valarian January 8, 2016

Stone

When you awkwardly fuck something up

I stoned my realationship

by Glenni March 9, 2018

Stone

a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.

Dang stones a hoe and annoys us to death.

by H0oes699 March 7, 2019

Stone

Stone is a type of boy who believes they have big dick energy. Only reason he was named this weirdly cute name was because his parents wanted to be edgy. When you meet a stone be nice to them, they may seem confident and out going, but we all know that they are suffering inside from this odd name.

Person 1 - “Hey did you see that stone boy? Really out going.”
Person 2 - “Nah its more like stoney he isn’t as confident as he seems to be”

by Chiquita_papaya April 17, 2019