During the course of fingering, stabbing a finger into the butt without pause or concern for the victim.
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a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."
stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.
pinkerton refers to a private detective.
thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.
pinkerton refers to a private detective.
thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.
triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?
cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.
triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?
cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.
triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019
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(ant. so bad it's good)
(ant. so bad it's good)
Ted: I thought Joe Dallesandro rocked it in "Garden of Death"!
Bill: Are you $#!&&*^ me, dude? That film was a B-grade stinker!
Bill: Are you $#!&&*^ me, dude? That film was a B-grade stinker!
by Tobit September 10, 2012
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1: Insisting a very specific way of doing, wearing or not wearing something.
2: Coincidentally the parent loves and wants her independent ideas.
3: After getting the toddler dressed in record time and you're about to walk out the door and you notice she has both shoes and socks off smiling at you and then cries or play kicks her feet when you try to put them back on.
JUST NOT RIGHT NOW PLEASE WE ARE LATE!
1: Insisting a very specific way of doing, wearing or not wearing something.
2: Coincidentally the parent loves and wants her independent ideas.
3: After getting the toddler dressed in record time and you're about to walk out the door and you notice she has both shoes and socks off smiling at you and then cries or play kicks her feet when you try to put them back on.
JUST NOT RIGHT NOW PLEASE WE ARE LATE!
by AzSon January 30, 2017
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2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
Get the stonker mug.To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
by JT and TJ October 4, 2006
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