Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

buttcheek on a stick

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.

Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

by maiapond June 20, 2016

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby

by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016

Button Stick

A remote controller for devices such as televisions and dvd players consisting of many buttons. Many of which, never being used or even having an understood purpose.

Dude, this show sucks but i can't find the button stick and the tv's way over there.

by brenttoast May 15, 2009

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Butter the stick

Butter the stick, and act of doing something kind; doing something for someone else; being generous; doing something just to be nice and not asking something in return

I saw a dog at the shelter and decided to butter the stick, and adopt it; there was a homeless man on the road with his wife and I decided to butter the stick (give him money)

by Katy Barothness November 15, 2017

Buttcheek on a stick

When something hurts really bad from an action.

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”

by i’mprettycooliguess May 18, 2019