Michael Stern

bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it.

Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?

Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!

Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.

by Mark Edelkin June 1, 2010

howard stern effect

A phenomenon caused where those who hate someone actually pay more attention to you than the fans do.

Paul: If they hate him so much then why do they listen?
Peter: It's the Howard Stern Effect, they want to hear what he'll say next.

by jcarpro December 22, 2016

sterned

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

by jefortuno April 17, 2006

sternum watch

The concern and monitoring of a person's appearance due to potentially unhealthy and excessive weight loss.

"That Cylon woman on BSG is hot, but if she looses any more weight, we're going to have to put her on sternum watch".

or

Get that girl a cheeseburger, stat! She's on sternum watch.

by Montybank June 27, 2008

Sterning

A word to describe something that is tough or solid

This pipe is sterning solid, it will never break with this hammer.

by Axeman112 February 21, 2012

Mr. Sterner

Supermans alter ego who poses as a Math teacher at kingwood highschool

The school caught on fire but luckily Mr. Sterner was there to put it out with his cold breath

by KHS Students October 31, 2017

Howard Sterned

To be insulted, fired, and crucified for no reason and without warning.

You'd better not say that on TV, or else you'll get Howard Sterned.

by Stacey March 5, 2004