Facebook Statute 371

The posting of cat pictures on Facebook is strictly forbidden.

Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.

A: Dude! You can't post cat pictures, FACEBOOK STATUTE 371!

B: Nah, its cool, she's wasted.

by TepidManbeast August 7, 2011

statutory abuse

Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.

Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Statutory drooling

Intensely ogling a very attractive underage person.

He was statutory drooling at that cheer leader.

by Mpkane March 1, 2020

Statutory rape

When you are of age and have sex with a minor.

Statutory rape is about to be 17 and dating a 14 year old.

by Cheeseman1212 September 17, 2020

Statutory rape

The rape of someone under 16

I don't know she was 14 it's wasn't statutory rape

by 459395 February 28, 2022

statutory Ziti

When a man named William denies you a new years kiss and your forced to kiss a man that identifies as a tray of ziti. Ziti’s are ruthless creatures that will stuff you full of there ziti.

The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.

Tabitha : please kiss me William I don’t want to be statutory Ziti’d

by Abur tt January 2, 2025