stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.

Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat

by alimf92 June 3, 2010

stat whore

a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game

This guy is a complete stat whore.

by The return of Light Joker May 31, 2010

stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

Stat boostin

Dudes who lie about what they did in life but ain't really about what they talkin about

Timmoe: back in my day, when I was 22 and in the club, women called me Jesus

JB: Get yo stat boostin ass on wit da bullshit, lil larry lies a lot

by JJB23 September 28, 2013

Stat woman

A woman that date men based on their job and especially their bank account to compensate for their failing retail career. A stat woman trademark is bragging about other woman about how successful their husband/boyfriend are and how they are geniuses for seducing them. Unlike a gold digger, a stat woman actually want to have a serious relationship but as soon as their partners started failing they will be the first one to jump the ship.

men 1 : Hey what you think about that girl.
men 2 : Omg no she is a stat woman, you need to be at least an engineer to date her.
men 1 : Jesus Christ no I hate those people.

by the one who spout the truth September 15, 2021

Stat Boosting

Filling a lobby with your friends/alts in an online game and forcing them to let you win.

Bro how did you get all those wins?

Stat Boosting.

by Da_ZCT January 11, 2022

stat girl

A female who records statistics for a high school men's sporting team. She usually travels with the team to away events and has always sex with many of the team's members.

Did you here about West's stat girl? She has blown the whole team and fucked four of them including Chongo. What a whore!

by DrunkWhiteMike November 7, 2011