by Latino2212 November 5, 2020
Get the Salted chocolate mug.The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
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Get the Lightly-Salted mug.The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!
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Get the Shouldn't have started what you couldn't finish mug.Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit
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Get the You've started to resemble our father a bit mug.Something one says when they start running for their life while a camera records them in a funny angle
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