Stachura

a very attractive penis.

oh my god you dick is a Stachura!

by vodelmort14 February 20, 2011

status quo

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

by marooned January 22, 2005

Spahunje

Another, more exaggerated, pronunciation of the word 'sponge'. The first known saying of this word aired during the Simpsons episode 'The Otto Show', the 22nd episode of the 3rd season.

The word is full of 'lulz'.

Otto: "Your Dad's right, I am a bum"
Bart: "He didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge."
Otto: "A SPAHUNJE?!"

Tyson: "You were right, I am a bum."
Paul: "I didn't called you a bum, I called you a spahunje"
Tyson: "A SPAHUNJE?!"

by UltraMittens January 29, 2009

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

Statuatory Crush

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.

Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.

by aweeze November 20, 2009

Big Dog Status

When a nibba has rep like the ocean has water.

"I got big dog status, it ain't no secret. LA DI DA DI DA, SLOB ON ME KNOB."

by Nick Big Dog February 23, 2018

status insurance

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure

Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash

by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009