When you do sumn better than someone else or beat them in something
I deadass just squirted on you bro
Chillll that sound gay as hell
by dr1pg0dd June 12, 2020
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Squirt(vb)

The act of "involuntary" urination when pressure is placed on the perineal muscle after having achieved orgasm.
"I was scrogging her and she squirted all over me. It was cool."
by Lordpoee March 2, 2004
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Squirt squirt September is a month we’re typically like destroy d December but except it’s for girls and the first day 1 squirt 2nd day 2 squirts 3rd day 3 squirts and so on so fourth
Boy Hey girl I just got finished with destroy d December. girl nope it’s all about squirt squirt September
by Cheeseman gaming December 3, 2018
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a kid (usually male) who is small, kinda cute but not really, and can be annoying.

Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.
ryan: wow did you see that squirt today, he was all up and crazy.

joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?

ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!

joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!
by mjrizzle November 30, 2010
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if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!
by critty July 15, 2004
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