squirrel

innocent looking race of world-dominators, planning to take over the world lead by the oversquirrel
by The Oversquirrel March 13, 2003
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squirrels

A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.
After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.
by RDC May 28, 2005
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squirrel

A cute, fuzzy animal that eats nuts.
Squirrels rule!! They deserve some respect, too! I'm tired of everyone dissing them. LIGHTEN UP, MAN!!!!!
by Poppin' Fresh November 19, 2003
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squirreler

Someone who can manage to "save money" instead of "spending it".
Aga was so tempted to spend her loose change on food (£8.45 to be precise) Her quest to be the fluffiest girl in town far outweighed her interest in saving money. Peter reminded her that she was supposed to be a squirreler in 2016 . (Squirreler's don't spend money on food when they've just eaten a meal ten minutes ago) So Pete suggested to Aga that she should in fact "pop in" to her local bank and put the cash in to her savings account.
by xBocx May 10, 2016
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the verb "to squirrel" means to put your testicles in another person's mouth completely, making that person look like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts.

testicles in the mouth
I thought her to squirrel.
She or he gave me a squirrel last night.
by Uvatav Ekim January 16, 2020
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Squirrel

Squirrel-a SWAGLESS individual due to the paranoid nature of how uncool they are and/or their ability to hate on a super swagged out person.
You looking real Squirrel today with that FUBU and k-swiss on :D

All you wanna be rappers have some serious squirrel mentality, get that ish together. -_-

Look at yo squirrel ass riding a bike and tryna talk to my girl, get outta here.
by Jalalsa July 22, 2011
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squirrel

1. Noun - Furry little bastard animal that runs around your yard and climbs up your trees.

2 Verb - When a male sticks both of his nuts into a female's mouth like a squirrel would do with the nuts it collects on the ground.
1. I swear.. one day I am going to shoot that squirrel!
2. I swear.. one day I am going to squirrel that girl!
by Compton Carlisle January 05, 2007
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