squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squnter

Someone who hunts and kills squirrels

Conrad tagged out on squirrels today he is a magnificent squnter

by Jack Rabbit 28 October 13, 2017

Squirter Burger

When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.

My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.

by Igaveurmomthe D November 28, 2017

Squiner

A long, wet, squeaky sounding emission of gas from the anus.

Did you just let out a squiner? You may need to change your pants.

by RedPuppy February 20, 2019

squirterboat

When a girl orgasms by way of oral sex and the giver rapidly turns their face from left to right, causing her ejaculated liquid to splash on his face and propeller outwards.

The final result should resemble that of a dog emerging from water and shaking itself to extract excess water.

I went squirterboat on that girl so hard, the walls were dripping.

by Nogimp May 13, 2019

Squirter Girl

A vertically challenged midwestern milf who is well versed in the art of fornication and upon climax she unleashes a sea of fluids.

“Kyle” thought he had encountered an anomaly when, “Amber”almost destroyed his fresh linens upon climax. At that moment, “Kyle” realized he had stumbled upon a squirter girl, not a myth, fable, nor legend!

by #theCreamyCenter November 19, 2020