Squitacious

When faecal matter, of an animal or human, has the consistency of wet peanut butter - has a significant amount of “squelch” to it.

Mandy: STEVE, THE DOGS DONE A SH*T ON THE CARPET AGAIN!

Steve: Jesus; that’s squitacious, I’m going to need a scraper to get that up.

by Jazoo June 2, 2022

Shintani

A power person knowing to much and able to read humans like books can predict things and they always know what people think badly about them, they learn fast and strong. Yo how you know that? You're the Shintani. A shintani can make a girl like them easily and girls will always like a shintani.

The Shintani is amazing.

by Sun wu Shindai August 3, 2022

squintagular

squintagular - similar to phenomenal;

(abbreviation) squintag - calling someone a squintag for their actions when being ridiculous in both good and bad ways.

“thats fucking squintagular”
“she is such a squintag”
“you are so stupid you are a squintag”

by ratherlargedicktionary October 17, 2022

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Squintin Tarantino

A type of gaze when the sun is too bright to bare. A squint so tight it’ll make your eyes feel shite.

“Forgot your sunnies today aye, got that Squintin Tarantino look about ya.”

by GoldenGGayTime September 19, 2023

Squirtaliate

When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.

Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."

Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"

Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"

by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026

Squirtini

The Squirtini is a type of drink. As some would've guessed, it's comes from a torid sexual encounter in which the female ejaculates, also known as squirt, the fluid is then caught in a receptacle and transfered in a martini glass.

Some fancy folks add olive juice to make a Dirty squirtini, some moght also enjoy the James bond special : adding dry vermout, shaken not stir, topping it with a lemon zest.

Ben : "Yo Dave, Melissa made me try something"
Jon : "Tell me more"
Ben : "She wanted me to make her squirt, catch it in a bowl, transfer it in a martini glass"
Jon : "Ohhhh it's your first Squirtini, how amazing was it?!! I once had a Dirty Squirtini with Andrea"

by Squirtsky August 26, 2025